Cannibal Cookbook - Unusual Suspects

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We’re Back, Don’t play dumb with me we found your book!

Uh you mean this?!

ha.

it’s a harmless cookbook, it’s just a little dusty

A cannibal, but it was an honest mistake

I thought an adam’s apple a day kept the doctor away

What can I say?

went to the shop but got lost on the way

Killed somebody, decided that I’d pocket the change

And now we’ve got a lot on our plate

We spit roast chicks, while the beers sit roasted on top of a flame

We got all our prey bounty hunting

Some live to get pregnant and we eat the bun fresh out the oven

Human body meat is what I eat

My stomachs growling so enter the belly of the beast

Cause' you’re gonna' get eaten alive

I’m after a piece of the pie as long as there’s dead people inside

Lick my lips, dribbling in a bib

Ears pick and mix, pick and mix with chicks and dicks

Sticking severed limbs in a blender

Mixed together with chopped up brains and pinch of pepper

So if you’re broke on the edge and you can’t afford food

Cannibal cookbook made 'specially for you

Gourmet ways of frying your brain

4 days wakes, wedding and more too X 2

Whenever I have a date with a chick

I usually make up a dish of aborted baby back ribs

Accompanied by a meat and 2 veggies as sides

And with it a bottle of vintage red blooded wine

What more could a dead bitch want in a guy?

Fuck holy bread we feast off the actual body of Christ

And if we’re hungry and nothings in sight

We’ll go to Mrs Lovett’s and try one of her succulent pies

Use electric chairs to fry brains

Get (?) as hands and fed eyeballs like grapes

Bits of flesh stuck in between my bread crust

And I’ll spread blood on top of it instead of ketchup

human heads shrunk

I’ve hidden in different places for an Easter egg hunt

Banging the table with my knife and my fork

Complaining to the waiter I saw a fly in my corpse

So if you’re broke on the edge and you can’t afford food

Cannibal cookbook made 'specially for you

Gourmet ways of frying your brain

4 days wakes, wedding and more too X 2

It’s quite delicious, all types of dishes

From, sliced up livers to fried up fingers

Battered eyeballs with it, served with brains

But first a plate of handburger steaks

I prefer the taste of leg… delicious!

When I say I eat fingers I don’t mean biscuits

Human skulls get used as bowls for soup

Drinks with ice in it, and I ain’t' talking frozen cubes

Ain’t shit to do with breaking taboos

Always been a loner cause' mom said not to play with my food

We may do a collaboration with you

It won’t cost an arm and a leg

A pound of flesh and we’ll be straight in the booth

Tonight I’m making lasagna, made with intestines

And skin used to replace the layers of pasta

So come and sit with me and sink your teeth into the

Delicious meat at our sacrificial feast

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