A Million Ways - Uncle Lucius

I rode a bus to a public school

I’m very well versed in revisionist truth

Learned to cram and regurgitate

I’ve been deceived in a million ways (x2)

Believed in truth read by talking heads

I formed my opinions 'round the words they said

They told me what to buy and the price I should pay

I’ve been deceived in a million ways (x2)

I wore a tie to the corporate feast

I worked in the belly of the fiscal beast

I sowed a lie for a 401K

I’ve been deceived in a million ways (x2)

Been fed the doctrine of eternal damnation

Though I was doomed and in need of salvation

Lived in fear of my dying day

I’ve been deceived in a million ways

I’ve been deceived in a million ways

Ways (x3