Willow - Uncle Brian

He’s got pictures of her on his wall,

He watches every episode even though he’s seen them all,

Her name is Willow, her hair is red,

We tried to tell him, this is what we said:

She’s a Ginger, Minger, She should dye her hair

(she's not right for you (She should dye her hair))

Ginger, Minger, She should dye her hair

(she's not right for you (She should dye her hair))

Ginger, Minger, She should dye her hair

(she's not right for you (She should dye her hair))

Ginger, Minger, She should dye her hair

(she's not right for you (She should dye her hair))

He says he like her, he likes her allot,

He thinks she pretty, we think she’s not.

She starred in a film about a pie,

She’s so ugly that she’ll make you cry.

And one time, at band camp she was flirting away,

Next week, on buffy she’s decided she’s gay

She’s a Ginger, Minger, She should dye her hair

(she's not right for you (She should dye her hair))

Ginger, Minger, She should dye her hair

(she's not right for you (She should dye her hair))

Ginger, Minger, She should dye her hair

(she's not right for you (She should dye her hair))

Ginger, Minger, She should dye her hair

(she's not right for you (She should dye her hair))

And one time, at band camp she was flirting away,

Next week, on buffy she’s decided she’s gay.

She’s a Ginger, Minger, She should dye her hair

(she's not right for you (She should dye her hair))

Ginger, Minger, She should dye her hair

(she's not right for you (She should dye her hair))

Ginger, Minger, She should dye her hair

(she's not right for you (She should dye her hair))

Ginger, Minger, She should dye her hair

(she's not right for you (She should dye her hair))

she’s not right for you (She should dye her hair)

she’s not right by you (She should dye her hair)

she’s not right for you (oohhhh oh)

she’s not right by you

she’s a ginger minger