Be Like Me - Uma Kompton

Every motherfucker wants to be like me

Getting turnt like me

Wanna fuck with me

I’m the baddest bitch that you’ll ever meet

Keep you on your toes

Knock you off your feet

All you jealous bitches try to make me mad

Talking shit ‘round town

Yeah, your lives are sad

All you dumb bitches better hide your man

Gonna give that boy what he’s never had

Your life’s so fake and so is your tan

And you’re wondering why you can’t keep a man

You smell like shit and you look like a hag

Your ass is flat and your titties sag

You look me up and down and back to front

Never in my life met a bigger cunt

Gonna give your man what he’s never had

Gonna make him smile, gonna make him glad

It don’t matter to me

What’s in your head or what you see

I don’t really care

What you think of my face or my bowl-cut hair

Undress me with your eyes

I already know you tell her lies

You’ll taste me on your breath

She will die a thousand deaths

Every motherfucker wants to be like me

Getting turnt like me

Wanna fuck with me

I’m the baddest bitch that you’ll ever meet

Keep you on your toes

Knock you off your feet

All you jealous bitches try to make me mad

Talking shit ‘round town

Yeah, your lives are sad

All you dumb bitches better hide your man

Gonna give that boy what he’s never had

Every motherfucker wants to be with me

Wants to get with me

Wants to fuck with me

Never met a man that I couldn’t get

You’ll fuck your wife, make my pussy wet

Slapping that ass with your balls all night

Only get one chance, better do it right

Bad and bad and danger

Wanna be like me

Wanna be a hoe

It don’t matter to me

What’s in your head or what you see

I don’t really care

What you think of my face or what I wear

It don’t matter to me

What’s in your head or what you see

I don’t really care

What you think of my face or what I wear

It don’t matter to me

What’s in your head or what you see

I don’t really care

What you think of my face or my bowl-cut hair

Every motherfucker wants to be like me

Getting turnt like me

Wanna fuck with me

I’m the baddest bitch that you’ll ever meet

Keep you on your toes

Knock you off your feet

All you jealous bitches try to make me mad

Talking shit ‘round town

Yeah, your lives are sad

All you dumb bitches better hide your man

Gonna give that boy what he’s never had

Your life’s so fake and so is your tan

And you’re wondering why you can’t keep a man

You smell like shit and you look like a hag

Your ass is flat and your titties sag

You look me up and down and back to front

Never in my life met a bigger cunt

Gonna give your man what he’s never had

Gonna make him smile, gonna make him glad