Caesar's Palace Blues - U.K.

Creamed-up kitten screaming for her next injection

Dead dog in the driveway — protein for infection

The most exclusive restaurants got a few uninvited diners

Don’t worry if you’re under-age — they’ve special schemes for minors

Caesar’s Palace Blues, Caesar’s Palace Blues

I lost my shirt on my last hand, I nearly sold my shoes

I came up trumps last weekend so I’ve got to pay my dues

Cards fall, faces change, cat’s cunning shows

Same rules still apply, either way you lose

Lovers on the carpet, Cupid’s dream for certain

But there’s always someone hiding right behind the hotel curtain

They’ve cameras in the casino and bugs under your bed

But all the gold in Vegas couldn’t bring Caesar back from dead

Caesar’s Palace Blues, Caesar’s Palace Blues

Caesar’s Palace Blues, Caesar’s Palace Blues