Two Ton Feather -

I said drive down, baby;

you know you strike me kinda funny

You got a handful of gimme & a mouthful of «Thank you honey»

& I say jump back, baby, jump back, baby

Check yourself, don’t you wreck yourself

You know it may look like I’m crazy, baby, but I know better

Don’t try to hand me no 2-ton feather

You’re talkin' to me, baby, like you know somethin' I don’t know

So I’ll just out, baby, & there you are walkin' in the snow

You want me to wear cardboard & have my food starched

& then you want me to go out into the world & make my mark

(instrumental)

You know, baby, you’ve got a lot

I say to you, baby, no, but you’re not

(chorus; substitute last line with «Baby, you’re gonna lose your happy home»)

Some tellin' me sweet honey don’t come from the bees

& then some tellin' me sweet peaches don’t come from the trees