Bouncing Bomb - Twisted Wheel

Jimmy Lee, chip pan grease

Set fire to the school canteen

All the children had to leave

They missed school for the day

The teachers still got paid

Ivan the terrible looks after some animals

Turkeys and highland cattle

He sells them for their meat

He’s a farmer on his feet

Sitting on a railway line

Scaring all the passers by

Stars and stripes flash in their eyes

Scared the kids off the bus

The driver gave no fuss

Lives his life so dangerously

Goes by the name of American Steve

Keeps some hammers up his sleeve

He’s a man you’d like to meet

But don’t give him no cheek

Don’t give him no cheek

We won’t forget your face

No we won’t forget you face

Sit and watch the world all day

When you have done one

You’ll go like the bouncing bomb

And you’ll bounce bounce bounce

And you’ll free the dam

When you have to go

When you’re dead and gone

The bouncing bomb will be remembered

John the landlord takes no slack

He don’t care if you never come back

Sits down with a black bin bag

It’s full of CD’s

He’ll give you one for free

Hazel sits by the bar

Drinking beer and advakat

Has to sneak out for her tar

She thinks no one knows she smokes

Little does she know

Little do we know

We won’t forget your face

No we won’t forget you face

Sit and watch the world all day

When you have done one

You’ll go like the bouncing bomb

And you’ll bounce bounce bounce

And you’ll free the dam

When you have to go

When you’re dead and gone

The bouncing bomb will be remembered

Wendy walks the roads all day

Lost her house she lost her way

Scarf coat and an anorak

She’s looking for her man

She knows she never can

Don’t forget about Steve the mean

Kept his money in a submarine

He’d been shaking money trees

He was an entrepeneur

But no one really cared

They just sit back and stared