Turn On, Tune In And Switch Off - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Over to Bob for the weather and funnies

A murdering mob and some ugly bugs bunny

With a Valentines card from a ghost town that’s haunted

By the National Guard and America’s least wanted

Ciming up next we’ve got more global warming

And the greenhouse affect on the Beatles reforming

A miracle diet of water a lettuce

Los Angeles riots, more after this message

In the next half an hour the jury with their verdict

Two bags of flour, a pig and a turnip

In the day of the jackarse in the year of the bing bong

They adjourned to the crackhouse for a beer and a sing song

If only you’ll stay to the end of this story

I’ll tell your mum and dad not to worry

I’ll love you forever when the TV is gone

And I’ll love you now when it’s on

The potatoes and meat from the heart of America

To the eyes and the teeth and the arsehole of everywhere

For the great of the good and the love of the nation

To the boys in the hoods with the crucifixation

Cabled and networked to the land of the plenty

Where the tables are set but the cupboards are empty

It’s sexy, it’s groovy, it’s big and it’s clever

Turn on, tune in and switch off forever