I Like - Troy Williams, VL

I like eating quinoa

In the morning

In the kitchen

I got no mitt to pitch in

That’s awful

Time to get some fried chicken

It’s so hot I need to get a mitten

Cause I can’t do addition

I’m so dumb

I had vodka last night

Got so tired

Knocked out my supplier

I ran a mile in my pyjamas

I get paid 100 dollars an hour

I pay myself

I buy my music

I want more money

Wow I’m so fast I’m the goat

Got so many bank notes

Call me rich

Could a afford a police boat

Faster than a racing boat

Now I’m old enough to vote

I don’t care about politics

I just care about chipotle burritos

I’ll be a villain

Stronger than magneto

All night incognito

Pesky as a mosquito

Don’t have to go to school

I don’t wanna go to school

I just wanna play some pool

In your swimming pool

I use that garden tool

Gardeners have no rules

I wanna be the greatest gardener

I’m not a fool

I like molecules

I like lots of things, but not school

I’d rather be in Istanbul

That’s in Europe

I’ve never been to Europe

I have lived in Canada

Cause I’m the greatest rapper

I am Troy Williams

Not the basketball player

But I’m the big baller

I’m from Canada

I am Troy Williams

Not in Laurier

But in Waterloo

Middle of nowhere

That’s so dope

I like quinoa

I like iPhones

Android lags

Curry tastes great

Curry shoots great

0 finals mvps

I got the same

I wanna eat a big fat whopper

This song is a big chart topper

Put some squash on that beef

And take out the mayo/ I don’t like mayo

Just craving tea from coco

Yesterday, woke up, hungry

Checked in the freezer, no eggo

Oh well, time to eat some play dough

Wait it’s also time to wash some clothes

One tide pod for the load, another for my throat, wow it tastes so great

Next morning, locked up in the hospital

Craving someting so sweet like a skittle

Got pranked that’s a peanut butter m&m

All of my friends like to eat peanut butter

That’s what I like to add on the baconator

Wendy’s a redhead, why do I have blackheads

I think it’s cause my body’s overweight

Time to diet and eat a piece of cake

Tummy’s so big I’m starting to mutate

Into a Goat