Kaptein Kaos - TrollfesT

Ein oppspilt Kaos står midt i byen

Erfinder trollet har skapt den første tidsmaskin

Den står og oser av teknologi

Utstyrt med pumper stemt i quantum harmony

Kaptein trer inn i sin maskin

Kaptein trykker, tiden flyr forbi

Så langt tilbake, fem på store smell

Kaptein trer ut, men der e det

Ingenting aent enn ei lunta

Kaptein Kaos, han fant ei lunta

Kaptein Kaos, jævla store lunta

Kaptein Kaos tenner på ei lunta

Rulle rundt i rallrhatt.

Kaptein kjører tidsmaskin

Rulle rundt rir pumplens prakt.

Kaptein kjører tidsmaskin

Rulle rundt i rallrhatt.

Kaptein kjører tidsmaskin

Rulle rundt rir pumplens prakt.

Ute og lager faenskap, tommel

Opp for faenskap !

Kaptein roller over tidens tann

Er setzten Fra sich sukkertøy undt Zahnschmerzen

Det neste stoppet i tidshoppet er den

Første utgave av fleircella liv

Kaptein Kaos smake på ursuppa, Kaptein Kaos like ikkje suppa

Kaptein Kaos spytte oppi suppa, Kaptein Kaos ødelegge

Utsletta fleir cella liv

Kaptein Kaos smake på ursuppa, Kaptein Kaos like ikkje suppa

Kaptein Kaos spytte oppi suppa, Kaptein Kaos ødelegge

Kaptein Kaos seiler på tvers av tid

Han får et aent heilt nytt perspektiv

Er ser at tidens tann fortærer alle mann

A played Chaos stands in the middle of the city

The inventor troll has created the first time machine

It stands and oozes technology

Equipped with pumps tuned in quantum harmony

Captain steps into his machine

Captain presses, time flies by

So far back, five big bangs

Captain steps out, but there it is

Nothing aent yet ei lunta

Captain Chaos, he found a lunta

Captain Chaos, fucking big fuse

Captain Chaos lights a fuse

Roll around in a rattlesnake hat.

Captain running time machine

Rolling around rides the pump's splendor.

Captain running time machine

Roll around in a rattlesnake hat.

Captain running time machine

Rolling around rides the pump's splendor.

Out and making crap, thumbs up

Up for foolishness!

Captain rolls over the tooth of time

He put candy on his toothache

The next stop in the time jump is it

First edition of multicellular life

Captain Kaos tasted the original soup, Captain Kaos did not like the soup

Captain Chaos spit up the soup, Captain Chaos destroy

Destroy more cell life

Captain Kaos tasted the original soup, Captain Kaos did not like the soup

Captain Chaos spit up the soup, Captain Chaos destroy

Captain Kaos sails across time

He gets a whole new perspective

Is sees that the tooth of time consumes every man