Soldier - Trixie Mattel

Weirdness follows me wherever I go

Weirdness seems to know me even better than I seem to know myself

I’m someone else

Looking to the clock beside my bed

Am I really keeping time or is it only keeping me instead?

Go back to bed

Woah woah woah woah

You’ve got time to grow

Oh soldier, take your time

No one said the words all have to rhyme, and if they do it’s fine

And even if they don’t, no one needs to know

Woah woah soldier, you gotta let things go

An hour hand moves faster with a scotch

Even when you’re in it moving faster every minute if you watch

And I drink a lot

But drinking only wakes you up at ten

Spend the day regrettin', but I’m bettin' that you’ll do it all again

Next weekend

Woah woah woah woah

You’ve got time to grow

Oh soldier, take your time

No one said the words all have to rhyme, and if they do it’s fine

And even if they don’t, no one needs to know

Woah woah soldier, you gotta let things go

Don’t look down the barrel with an arrow and a bow

Dressed down in apparel with camouflage from head to toe

With everything so sterile in a heavy monotone

Oh soldier, you gotta let things go

Oh soldier, take your time

No one said the words all have to rhyme, and if they do it’s fine

And even if they don’t, no one needs to know

Woah woah soldier, you gotta let things go