TV Theme - Train Wreck, Kyle Gass

You know we’re doin' the best we can

A-Workin' hard to defeat that man

A-Keep a-rollin' on down those tracks

'Cause all we’re lookin' for’s just the facts

'Cause it’s a Trainwreck, oh yeah

Wrong way down a one-way track

To the Trainwreck, oh yeah

I wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu

You know it’s hard just to be a man

With no direction and no known plan

Hey careful Jim, that becomes quicksand

When your secrets cannot withstand

Finding a Trainwreck, oh yeah

Wrong way down a one-way track

To the Trainwreck, oh yeah

I wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu

Five guys all with hearts of gold

Some are young and a few are old

Adventure starts when you hit the road

Without the aces you gots to fold

Woah!

'Cause it’s a Trainwreck, oh yeah

Wrong way down a one-way track

To the Trainwreck, oh yeah

I wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu

«Okay, this isn’t looking good at this point — I need some pliers.

Shreddy — to the box.

Uh, Dallas, um, you got a screwdriver?

B.J.

I need some electrical tape!

Klip!

Just start running!

Okay, I got it.

No, I got it.

No, I got it!

Oh shit, no!

Five, four, three, shit!»

'Cause it’s a Trainwreck, oh yeah

Wrong way down a one-way track

To the Trainwreck, oh yeah

I wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu

Wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu

Let me get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu

I wanna hump on ya girl, I wanna hump on you

I wanna get in your world, I wanna roll on you

I’m gonna pump on you girl, I wanna bump on you

I wanna touch you down low, I’m gonna go to you

I’m gonna rock on your world, I wanna rock on you

I wanna roll, girl, I wanna roll witchu

Let me tie you up now, and let me roll witchu

Let me get you in a tie-down whoa-oh

Wanna hump on you girl, I wanna hump on you

Wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu

Come here girl, let me freakin' get witchu

I wanna touch on your world, I’m gonna touch on you

Big Darryl’s gonna do the do-do