The Sphinx Stinks - Toy Dolls

The grub was vile, we couldn’t crack a smile

WE PAID TWENTY SMACKERS JUST TO SAIL UP THE NILE

It cos ten quid.

TO GET STUCK INSIDE A PPPPPYRAMID.

I’d rather be in Hawaii, CLEETHORPES OR SOUTHEND

You won’t catch us on the Egypt bus again again again.

The… Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks

THEY DO NOT CARE ON EGYPT AIR

Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks

IN CAI I I I RO

The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks

YOU WILL GET RIPPED OFF IN EGYPT OH!

The hotel room filled us with gloom

WE SHOULD O’SPENT THE NIGHT IN A MUMMY’S TOMB

A camel ride…

ANOTHER TEN SMACKERS AND A NUMB BACKSIDE.

I’d rather be…