PC Stoker - Toy Dolls

Stoker is a boy in blue

And he must be the worst

He’s a copper!

Stoker someday he’ll get you

But you won’t be the first

He’s a copper

He’s a police constable

That makes us feel uncomfortable

He’s a copper

No more football in the street

Or neckin with your girlfriend

Stoker’s on the beat again…

He’s a Bobby he’s a joker

He’s a Bobby we want dead

He’s a Bobby, P.C.

Stoker why

Can’t we have a decent copper

Proper copper instead?

Stoker loves to see a fight

He really goes to town

He’s a copper

Stoker’s smiling with delight

He’s took somebody down

He’s a copper

He’ll prove you guilty in the court

You’ll wish that you had never fought

A copper

Don’t cry or shout or scream or yell

There’s nothing you can do

When Stoker’s in the cell with you

The United Team supporters

Have invaded the pitch

That’s P.C.

Stoker’s quaters so

He finds his talky switch

I need some help down here boys

There’s punks and skinheads too

And we all hate P.C.

Stoker &

We hate the boys in blue

Stoker’s rather fed up coz

There’s no one else to nick

He’s a copper

Someone soon will kick his head in

Just you wait n’see

It needs somebody tough

Coz we’ve all had enough

Yes it needs somebody tough

But I think it won’t be me