Ernie Had A Hernia - Toy Dolls

Too much nosh & too much booze

He spent all night in the bog with the blues

An aching head, intoxicated

He didn’t even know he was constipated

He forced & he frowned

He pushed & he stained

But on the toilet seat he remained

He let out a shout as he passed out

& his gut was rearranged

No walks in the park

No drinks, no grub

He can’t embark on a trip to the pub

He sits in the dark

And says don’t trouble me

No one sees he’s a ruptured man

He can’t sneeze like you normally can

They’re all mean, they’re all riff raff

He turns green when they make him laugh

Ernie had a.

Ernie had a…

Hernia, a hernie

Ernie had a.

Ernie had a…

Hernia, a hernie…

He had a hernia

He can’t stand up, her can’t lie flat

The torment in his tummy preventing that

He can’t sit down, can’t go anywhere

The devil in his belly proving too much to bear

He can’t go out & he can’t stay in

Oh what’s it all about?

He just can’t win

No chance of a bath

Or to see the lavatory for him

No one sees he’s a ruptured man

He can’t sneeze like you normally can…

Ernie never smiles & he dare not grin

An aggravating abdomen wearing him thin

Ernie had a hernia but he did not give in

No one sees he’s a ruptured man

He can’t sneeze like you normally can

They’re all mean, they’re all riff raff

He turns green when they make him laugh

Ernie had a.

Ernie had a…

Hernia, a hernie

Ernie had a.

Ernie had a…

Hernia, a hernie…

He had a hernia

Ernia had a…

He had a hernia