Modern Schools Of Motoring - Toy Dolls

If you hoo hoo want a lesson or two

Take a hint you’ll pay a mint at…

Modern School, Modern School

They always say you are doing okay

It’s not true…

Come on everybody sing Modern School of Motoring

The best place to go if you want to crash

You will never pass your test

They say you will but it’s a jest

Modern School just wants your cash

Out on the road, don’t use the highway code

Not with us it’s too much fuss at…

Modern School, Modern School

Jump in and drive you’re lucky to be alive

When it’s through…

When the test day, comes around they will say

Just stay cool, that’s the rule of

Modern School, Modern School

Then when you fail, they will say next time you’ll sail

Right through…