A Bunch O'Fairies - Toy Dolls

Kick his head, smash his face &do a bunk with his brief case

Shoplifting for a lark, walk on the grass in the park

In the restaurant loads o’nosh, stuff yer face &leave no dosh

We are skint but we’re alright, a different burglary each night

No little blue light, there’s not a copper in sight no more.

You can commit any crime you please

You won’t get nicked in sunderland, the coppers are softies

They hide when there’s a thief or rogue at large

When they get hit they run &tell the sarge… a bunch o’fairies

Rob a bank, get some bread or be a pickpocket instead

A torch a swag bag with a crow bar, gettaway in a stolen car

Break in to the town hall, spray graffiti on the wall

If you’re drunk and disorderly, then Sunderland’s the place to be You won’t get me, down werside contabulary

CHORUS…(guitar bit)

Run Buck naked in the street, there ain’t a bobby on the beat

Raid the local jewellery store, no one to stop you break the law

The bobby’s get sore, but there’s no constables round here no more