Time Travelin' Couch - Toothpick

It takes five minutes, for me to get to your house

In no time at all on a time traveling couch

It takes four minutes, to figure out the date

And I could take my time cause it can’t be late

It takes three minutes, for me to get in your head

When you start to unravel all this shit that I said

It takes two minutes, to call me back and say hell no

And freeze like you banged the funny bone in your elbow

In less than a minute, I’ll be all out of water

And headed for the border, with somebody’s daughter

It takes one second to check in and say hi

After everything that happened no time goes by

It’s a dream machine everything you see

And you could be whoever you choose to be

Drive easy, it’s alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time

Well My mom thought I ruined the couch to get back at her

But I couldn’t figure out the Flux Capacitor

This is a vehicle of misperception

Fucked around and accidentally saw my own conception

One suggestion dude you better be sure

I was at Manhattan Island’s revolutionary war

With murder on both shores I left in a hurry

Saw Indians with corn on the cob and got worried

I need to get back to reality just relax

But a dude in a top hat keeps swinging an axe

I never should have got mixed up with this damn couch

Then I crashed through the roof I was back at my mom’s house

I wanna see Adam West Michael Knight and Bruce Banner

And smoke Cuban Cigars with Fidel in Havana

I wanna play yesterday’s lotto so ring the bell

And tell Baby Jessica’s parents she’s in the well

Evacuate buildings of women and small children

And tell everyone to listen to Nostradames’s vision

I go back to the future once every three days

With optimus prime so I could sell it on ebay

I went to Alcatraz got caught in a lock down so what now

I’m writing letters to Doc Brown

I made it out and saw the value of freedom

And now that I’m back to right now I’m not leaving