I'm a Player - Too Short

And we sure do like to play

I’m a player, and I’m playing just to play

You see I made up my mind when I was 17

I ain’t with no marriage and a wedding ring

I’ll be a player for life, so where’s my wife?

Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe

'Cause she must be smoking and I’m not joking

Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland

Got way mo' bitches than I ever need

I put that on a big fat bag of weed

'Cause I can give you a bitch and wouldn’t give you joint

Bitches ain’t shit and now I made my point

So you can light that weed while I spit this rap

And tell you 'bout a player from way back

I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked

Now I’m grown up and I really like to bust nuts

Gettin' freaky in the right situations

You wanna rap, well that’s a nice occupation

To get pussy when you want and how you want it, fool

'Cause I was fucking ugly hoes back in high school

I used to fuck young-ass hoes

Used to be broke and didn’t have no clothes

Now I fuck top notch bitches

Tell a story 'bout rags to riches

'Bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set

Been mackin' for years and ain’t fell off yet

So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top Caddy

Throw a peace sign and say 'Hey, pimp daddy!'

'Cause I never would front on my folks

I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes

Bitches come a dime a dozen

So don’t get mad when I fuck your cousin

Your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch

Short Dog in the house with some player shit…

All the fake players peep game from the real

Player hatin' lover tell me how do ya feel

When you front to the homies how you grind 'em

Look fo' a tramp, but you can’t find 'em

You got one girlfriend and see her every night

Come around her partners, lyin' about your life

Looked at your watch it said 6:22

Cut to the house and said 'Baby, I love you'

Can’t act like a mack like playboy Sho'

And the rest of the macks in the streets of the O, bitch!

Comin' up we learned how to break these hoes

And when you’re through gettin' yours then you shake these hoes

And when you’re older, it’s nothin' but a routine

Makin' G’s every day, workin' blue jeans

I know I seen it before, I see it again

Young tender saying 'Short, would you be my man'

Yeeeah, there’s a lot of fake players out there

Talkin' bad about Ant Banks, you know what I’m sayin'

But I ain’t trippin tho

Short Dog, what you do about them player haters?

Tryna stay away from Kris Kross imitators

Put ya in a cross 'cause they’re really just haters

I thought you knew, Short Dog is a player

Born to mack, and got bitches everywhere

I ride around town in my clean-ass cars

Screenin' these hoes like movie stars

Checkin' my traps like a dirty rat

I was born to mack, I’m hookin' hoes like crack

I be a monkey on your back, bitch

Until you kick that Short Dog habit got you all on my dick

And even though I can’t fuck you every day

That’s cause I got another bitch around the way

We can all get together on a late night

Cut to the house hook somethin' up real tight

I really don’t care

'Cause I’m a player…