Maleri - Tønes

Her ein dag eg sko henga opp et maleri

Så va ikkje hammaren te å finna

Å den bittelille stifto så bilde sko henga i

Det va nå simple greie — nå simple greie

Så då eg hadde leida høgt å lågt, men hammaren ikkje va t å sjå

Så brukte eg ein stein, eg sto midt i sofaen å slo

Å plutseli så låg eg nere

Du veid kå lett det e å bomma

Skli å detta å slå hago i ei helsikkes potta

Ja det va au ein plass å ha blomma

Ja det va au ein plass å ha blomma

Ja det va au ein plass å ha

Ja det va au ein plass å ha blomma

Eg beid tennane ihoba, å reiste meg for å prøva igjen

Det e mesten løye alt det me gjør for kjærligheden

Eg kom meg heilt opp i sofaen

Eg kom meg heilt opp i sofaen

Før eg oppdagte det digra håle i tapeten

Du veid kå lett det e å bomma

Skli å detta å slå hago i ei helsikkes potta

Å eg hadde leida høgt å lågt, men hammaren va ikkje t å finna

Så eg va nødte for å bruga ein stein

Då sa eg te meg sjøl

Hvis eg sedde kurs imode kjykkenet, for å søga trøst i ei øl

Men itte någen tima så fekk eg endelig ein lys idè

Eg bare flytta bilde opp et granna så det dekte øve håle

Dar e ikkje sjel så merka det

Nei akkorat då syns eg det blei goe greie — goe greie

Så eg sa fornøyd te meg sjøl, at du nå henge det der

Høgt høgt øve sofaen å så høgt at ingen noen kan riva det ner

Åh — du e et fint maleri

Så den udvalgte heilt sikkart vil bli skrekkelig glade i

Å når hu kjeme heim, så e det det fusta hu ser

Å nå henge det der på ein sekstoms spiger, å det dette aldri ner

Nei, nå henge det der på ein sekstoms spiger, å det dette aldri ner

Sekstoms, sekstoms, sekstoms spiger, sekstoms, sekstoms spiger

Here one day I hung up a painting

Then the hammer was nowhere to be found

Oh, the tiny pin so picture shoes hung on

It was now a simple thing — now a simple thing

So then I had searched high and low, but the hammer was nowhere to be seen

Then I used a stone, I stood in the middle of the sofa to hit

Suddenly I was lying down

You know how easy it is to miss

Avoid this and beat hago in a whole pot

Yes, it was a place to have a flower

Yes, it was a place to have a flower

Yes, it was a place to have

Yes, it was a place to have a flower

I gritted my teeth, getting up to try again

Most everything I do for love is a lie

I got all the way up on the sofa

I got all the way up on the sofa

Before I discovered the huge hole in the wallpaper

You know how easy it is to miss

Avoid this and beat hago in a whole pot

I had searched high and low, but the hammer was nowhere to be found

So I will have to use a stone

Then I told myself

If I headed towards the kitchen, to seek solace in a beer

But about an hour later, I finally got a light

I just moved the picture up a bit so it covered the first hole

If there is no soul, notice it

No, just then, I think it turned out to be a good thing — a good thing

So I happily told myself, that you now hang it there

High high practice the sofa so high that no one can tear it down

Oh — you're a nice painting

So the chosen one will definitely be very happy

And when you get home, that's what you see

Now hang it there on a six-inch spike, and this will never come down

No, now it hangs there on a six-inch spike, and it will never come down

Six-inch, six-inch, six-inch spikes, six-inch, six-inch spikes