Majones - Tønes

Katten gjekk fint på sio av damo

Så traff dei en mann så hadde litt majones på naso

Han hadde sikkert åde ei skjeva te frokost med majones på

Og gløymt å kikkt seg i speilet før han sko ud i verden å gå

Diddeliddelei diddeliddelei, ut i verden å gå

Damo fniste litt i sitt fjes

Hu lurde på kor den karen sko hen med naso full av majones

Og katten te den fina damo fekk så lyst på majonesen på naso

Men naso va høgt oppi veret og katten langt nere

Diddeliddelei diddeliddelei, katten langt nere

Kossen sko han griba det an, kossen sko han griba det an?

Mannen bukte høftlig og sa «goddag, frue» damo svarde ligeså

Og majonesen på naso va det einaste katten kikkte på

Dei passerde kvarandre og gjekk kver sin vei

Men katten snudde og fylde itte mannen det va nå' an ville sei

Diddeliddelei diddeliddelei, det va nå' an ville sei

Så han stilde seg opp før mannen på to labba

Og pekte med den tredje mot naso og sa «mjau mjau»

Men mannen forstod ingenting han bøyde seg ner mot katten og sa «Heia lille pisen, så fine an va»

Sånn gjekk det te, sånn gjekk det te

At majonesen kom innenfor rekkevidde

Ja, sånn gjekk det te at majonesen kom innenfor rekkevidde

Og moralen e, moralen e

Du må'kje gløyma å kikka deg i speilet

For det der du e, det e der du e

Og husk å tork deg rundt munnen og resten av fjeset

Når du he åååå-de

The cat did well on the sio of damo

Then they met a man who had some mayonnaise on his nose

He must have eaten a crooked tea breakfast with mayonnaise on it

And forgot to look in the mirror before he went out into the world to walk

Diddeliddelei diddeliddelei, out into the world to go

Damo giggled a little in his face

Hu wondered where that fellow went with his nose full of mayonnaise

And the cat te den fina damo really liked the mayonnaise on naso

But the nose was high up in the air and the cat far below

Diddeliddelei diddeliddelei, the cat far down

What the hell did he do, what the hell did he do?

The man bowed politely and said "good day ma'am" the lady replied in kind

And the mayonnaise on the nose was the only thing the cat looked at

They passed each other and went their separate ways

But the cat turned and told the man what he wanted to say

Diddeliddelei diddeliddelei, that's what one would say

So he stood before the man on two paws

And pointed the third at naso and said "meow meow"

But the man didn't understand anything, he bent down towards the cat and said, "Hey little pussy, so nice an va"

That's how it went, that's how it went

That the mayonnaise came within reach

Yes, that's how the mayonnaise came within reach

And the moral is, the moral is

You mustn't forget to look in the mirror

Because where you are is where you are

And remember to dry around your mouth and the rest of your face

When you he oooo-de