Cheeba Cheeba - Tone-Loc

When I get to a party, to get it started

I grab the microphone and rock it cold hearted

Go behind the curtains while my fans just point

You know what Loc’s doin, I’m blazin a joint

Cause it seems a lot of times, I’m at my best

After some indica, or a bowl of sess

I’m creatin, multiplyin, big time supplyin

Enough bud, to keep the WHOLE party high on

I might get ill and roll an eighth in one hooter

Park my Benz or cold jet out on my scooter

Bail to the coast, take a hell of a skunk

Twist up a big baba of this serious dope

Smoke it down to the nub, use my roach clip

So much damn resin, it’s starting to drip

It ain’t harmful like heroin;

it’s also cheaper

That’s why I’m glad homeboy that I

Got that Cheeba!

Cheeba Cheeba

Man, Don’t cha hate it when you ain’t go no weed

It seems about the time you really feel the need

To get high, get full, you know get blasted

Keep ya singin' the high it really lasted

Rollin' around tryin' not to get popped

By the boyz, the pigs, the rollers, the cops

Pull into one spot to see what they’re all about

Suckers noddin' their head, tellin' you they’re all out

You go back to the crib, Pick up the telephone

You try everybody so I guess you call Tone

Cause I can buy an O.Z.

or go buy dime

I can pay cash for her, I can get it on time

It really makes no difference long as I get lit

Roll it in my Zig Zag, take a big bong hit

Cause after the bud, My rhymes start flowin'

Never gettin' short uh uh uh, they always knowin'

I’m maxin', relaxin', but never taxin'

No need for you to keep on askin'

If it is It, If the Shit is the Shit

Cause when it comes to smokin' cheeba

You know my shit is legit

You’re the student, and I’m the teacher

I’m not a minister or reverend, I’m not a preacher

So excuse me while I call time

Cause I’m gonna take a few hits

In the middle of this rhyme…

One day I was coolin' with my homeboy Seal, chill

Getting fucked up in his Coupe De Ville, still

I wasn’t too high to know what I was doin'

Went to the store, copped some more brew and

Came back to the car, tried to be a winner

Rolled up all my roaches, barely made a pinner

I wasn’t upset I had more at the house

But I was savin' it for later, When I get with my spouse

Cause when we’re together, blazin' the cheeba

She does things to me that you wouldn’t believe uh

I’m not talkin' kinky or nothin' obscene

But it’s not far off if you know what I mean

She’ll take me upstairs, lay me down on the bed

Pull off the Fila shorts and start givin' me hizead

If I was boo I’d do the same

She must love it, She ain’t never complained

They’ll be moanin', kickin', a lot of screamin'

I work it so hard she starts steamin'

You know how it is after a couple of wooers

She was subject and I am the Ruler

She’s my freak y’all, but she’s no skeeza

One thing for sure, the girl’s always got that…

Two weeks ago when I was writin' this rhyme

I had the hydroponic, Boy that shit was fine

I had two joints, One for me and my homie

After half the show, He didn’t even know me

His eyes were so tight, they were helluva red

He could barely hold them up, They were heavy as lead

An hour went by, He said Loc I’m kinda hungry

I said «Oh shit!

This brothers got the munchies!»

Got off my couch, put my Gucci’s on my feet

Went to the 7−11, it was right up the street

I ordered everythin' edible off the shelf

He thought it was shared, I ate it all myself

When we got back to the car, Headed north then south

I needed a drink I had a cotton mouth

We had so much food didn’t know where to start

At the Häagan Daas or Kelloggs Pop Tarts

Big bags of chips, gallons of dips

It took me weeks to get the taste of my lips

I ate so much miserable is how I felt

Almost busted out my pants had to loosen my belt

Kickin at the tube, watchin' none better than

You know the king of late night, Yeah Dave Letterman

Not too hilarious, jokes kinda plain

But everything is funny when you’re smoking Mary Jane…

Outro:

Mary Jane

Mary Jane

Yeah… Tell 'em 'bout it baby

I’m in love with Mary Jane

She’s my main thing

She makes me feel all right

She makes my heart sing

Mary Jane