Alimony - Tommy Tucker

Alimony, alimony, alimony’s killing me

Out of all my fourteen children

Ain’t but two that looks like me

A look here judge can you do something

Alimony, alimony’s killing me

Look at this one, look at that one

Tell me do they look like me

All my friends said, don’t you worry

Say they’ed testify for me

Well, I’m wondering Judge your honor

Which of my friends had it in for me

Let me hear you play one here baby

Please, have mercy, judge your honor

I’m as poor as I can be

Ain’t no money in my pockets

Since way back in fifty-three

Can’t you cut down on my payments?

Alimony, alimony’s killing me

She’s got thirteen children

Just look at her, Judge

You think that could be my woman over there?

No me, Judge

What? Four years? Four years of what?