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Hey, Waterboardin'!

Hey, Waterboardin'!

We’ve got a lot goin' on in the Middle East

An illegal invasion, one more planned, at least

Homeland Security is a joke

The War on Terror’s gonna leave us broke

The country’s headed down the road to ruin,

But let’s go do what all the kids are doin',

Waterboardin'!

So

Grab your boards and come on 'round,

Grab the nearest guy that’s brown,

Tie him up and hose him down,

We’re gonna make him think he’ll drown,

It used to be inhuman and cruel,

But the Attorney General says it’s really cool,

Waterboardin'!

They’re waxin' up the boards out at Abu Ghraib (Hey, Waterboardin'!)

And Guantanamo Bay is gonna catch the wave (Hey, Waterboardin'!)

There’s other places I could tell you about (Hey, Waterboardin'!)

But the Boarder In Chief won’t let the secret out (Hey, Waterboardin'!)

It’s not like that many people are dying,

Imagine if we were REALLY trying,

Waterboardin'!

So

Raise his feet up above his head

Put a towel on his face, cover up the dread

Pour water on it till he thinks he’s dead

And be sure to write down anything he said

He’ll say what you want, but that only shows

You were right in your suspicion 'bout what he knows,

Waterboardin'!

Now the detainees are really scum,

Bush said «Bring it on», and they had to come,

We’ll never understand why they’re so mean

But we sure know how to make them come clean!

They hate our freedoms, well, that’s okay (Hey, Waterboardin'!)

'Cause we weren’t gonna give 'em to 'em anyway (Hey, Waterboardin'!)

Don’t let the apologists make a fuss (Hey, Waterboardin'!)

'Cause the terrorists wouldn’t dare do it to us.

(Hey, Waterboardin'!)

Let’s make the detainees feel involved,

And if they really drown, well, problem solved,

Who cares if Democracy is dissolved,

Waterboardin'!

So

We’ll take away your rights in the name of fear

You’ll forget about it within a year

You know it can never happen here

Unless we think you’re liberal, Muslim, or queer

You’ve nothing to worry 'bout unless you’ve tried

To make a phone call or take an airplane ride,

Or if we think there’s a place we can safely hide

Waterboardin'!

America’s finally come undone,

Looks like the terrorists finally won,

And the biggest is the son of Forty-One,

Waterboardin'!