Dummies - Tom MacDonald

I love the Earth, but I don’t really wanna save it

Everything is sexist, homophobic or it’s racist

When life gives us lemons, we’re supposed to wanna change it

But my generation rather take some pills and escape it

Say that I’m transphobic if you wanna, but one day I’ll be a father

And I really hope my son don’t grow up to be my daughter

I ain’t tryna hurt your feelings, skin should be a little thicker

That’s the problem, being honest got 'em triggered

The kids are getting weaker 'cause they’re sheltered by society

Pumpkin, Spice, Ativan for seasonal anxiety

has become a way to bully non-violently

And cancel everyone without improving on the

Without white there’s no black, without straight there’s no gay

Without men there’s no women, without night there’s no day

Without idiots we couldn’t laugh at them when they fall

So maybe we need them after all

Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all

Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all

I guess you love to be wrong

But you don’t have the guts or the balls

I love the Earth, but I don’t really wanna save it

Everyone’s obsessed with making stupid people famous

If a white boy raps, then it’s called appropriation

But Beyonce has a hair blonde and people say she’s slated

Everybody’s outraged, everybody’s mad

Our solutions to the issues don’t make no sense

These stairs are the problem, we build wheelchair rams

We don’t cancel feed or persecute the people with legs

The feminists who started the movement would be ashamed of so many things

They fought so you could vote, I saw your butthole on OnlyFans

I’m not a bad person 'cause you don’t like what I say

Call me homophobic just because I think straight

I love people even though we disagree

I wish we could get Wi-Fi signals from a tree

Then everyone would plant 'em and we’d probably save the planet

For free

Too bad we only need 'em to breathe

Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all

Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all

I guess you love to be wrong

But you don’t have the guts or the balls

I love the Earth, but I don’t really wanna save it

Classifying people by their sex and race

But we still say straight white males are the worst of our population

Guess the labels are okay if they’re Caucasian

Our kids are living in their rooms, I swear we barely even see 'em

«Go outside sometime, there’s fresh air you could be breathing»

Put your phones down, play sports, do something illegal

«Go and meet your families, they’re probably nice people»

These days you’re a nazi if you don’t hate the police

They say that white folks think all Asian people are Chinese

I’m sorry, what kinda white people you mean?

English?

Scottish?

German?

Swedish?

Or Greek?

And Black Lives Matter was problematic

It excludes anyone without the pigment, it’s automatic

I understand all the reasons it happened

But including all humans is the actual answer

Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all

Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all

I guess you love to be wrong

But you don’t have the guts or the balls