Uncle Sam 2016 - TIX, The Pøssy Project, TIX & The Pøssy Project

Halloy!

Det er onkel som kommer på besøk*

Hey!

Onkel Sam!

Uncle Sam?!

Skål!

Onkel har mekka drikke

Åløøøda, nå blir det fest

Onkel skal lære dere å feste*

Yaaaah, jeg kastet opp…

Har du hørt om onkel som bjuder på fest

Han deler millioner ut til de som klikker mest

Når skløttene er brukt opp og vi trenger enda fler (Enda fler)

Da kommer onkel og fyller på mer

Klarer du å drikke mer enn onkel kan?

Ingen her kan drikke mer enn onkel Sam

Klarer du å hooke mer enn onkel kan?

Ingen her kan hooke mer enn onkel Sam

Onkel, onkel, onkel Sam

Alle damer kjenner han

Onkel, onkel, onkel Sam

Onkel skjenker alle mann

Kjør

Her kommer onkel!

Klarer du å drikke mer enn onkel kan?

Ingen her kan drikke mer enn onkel Sam

Klarer du å hooke mer enn onkel kan?

Ingen her kan hooke mer enn onkel Sam

Her gutter, Jeg har leid inn 85 øst-europeiske strippere

Men… Vi har ikke plass til alle sammen i bussen

Det er altfor mange her

Så putt dem i bagasjerommet hahahaha

Onkel er best

Onkel har funnet seg en nasty hoe

Og payer alle drinkene, så hun lager show

Festen stopper ikke før du faller på kne

Onkel styrer festen, det er klart du blir med

Klarer du å drikke mer enn onkel kan?

Ingen her kan drikke mer enn onkel Sam

Klarer du å hooke mer enn onkel kan?

Ingen her kan hooke mer enn onkel Sam

Onkel, onkel, onkel Sam

Alle damer kjenner han

Onkel, onkel, onkel Sam

Onkel skjenker alle mann

Kjør

Her kommer onkel!

Klarer du å drikke mer enn onkel kan?

Ingen her kan drikke mer enn onkel Sam

Klarer du å hooke mer enn onkel kan?

Ingen her kan hooke mer enn onkel Sam!

Klarer du å drikke mer enn onkel kan?

Ingen her kan drikke mer enn onkel Sam

Klarer du å hooke mer enn onkel kan?

Ingen her kan hooke mer enn onkel Sam

Halloy!

It's uncle who comes to visit *

Hey!

Uncle Sam!

Uncle Sam ?!

Toast!

Uncle has mecca drinks

Åløøøda, now there will be a party

Uncle will teach you to party *

Yaaaah, I threw up…

Have you heard of an uncle who invites to a party

He hands out millions to those who click the most

When the sluices are used up and we need even more (Even more)

Then uncle comes and fills up more

Can you drink more than your uncle can?

No one here can drink more than Uncle Sam

Can you hook more than your uncle can?

No one here can hook more than Uncle Sam

Uncle, uncle, uncle Sam

He knows all the ladies

Uncle, uncle, uncle Sam

Uncle gives every man

drive

Here comes uncle!

Can you drink more than your uncle can?

No one here can drink more than Uncle Sam

Can you hook more than your uncle can?

No one here can hook more than Uncle Sam

Here guys, I've hired 85 Eastern European strippers

But… We do not have room for everyone on the bus

There are far too many here

So put them in the trunk hahahaha

Uncle is the best

Uncle has found himself a nasty hoe

And pays all the drinks, so she makes shows

The party does not stop until you fall to your knees

Uncle manages the party, of course you join

Can you drink more than your uncle can?

No one here can drink more than Uncle Sam

Can you hook more than your uncle can?

No one here can hook more than Uncle Sam

Uncle, uncle, uncle Sam

He knows all the ladies

Uncle, uncle, uncle Sam

Uncle gives every man

drive

Here comes uncle!

Can you drink more than your uncle can?

No one here can drink more than Uncle Sam

Can you hook more than your uncle can?

No one here can hook more than Uncle Sam!

Can you drink more than your uncle can?

No one here can drink more than Uncle Sam

Can you hook more than your uncle can?

No one here can hook more than Uncle Sam