Team Player -

I’m a real team player when I wanna score

I’m a real cool guy when I act like I’m bored

I’m an I’m an elegant bum

A loaf-ish gentleman’s son

I’m a dropout

Such a copout

Someone tell me 'Am I on?'

It’s ironic don’t you think?

The more I swim the more I tend to sink

I ran up to take a leap

Tripped up on my shoelace in the street

And everybody around me’s going off

They’re all married and in love

(When are you going to find someone?)

When I’m good and ready mum

Gee you’ve got me feeling dumb

But make no mistake I’m not a fool

Just another cynical pseudointellectual

There’s not much more than meets the eyes

But having said all that

You know I can still surprise

'Cause I’m a real team player when I wanna score

I’m one real cool guy when I act like I’m bored

I’m a I’m a sucker for fun

The lazy prodigal son

I’m a dropout

Such a copout

Need a kick up the bum

I’m a real team player ooh

I’m a real team player ooh

I’m a real team player ooh

I’m a real team player

Hey you’re hot until you’re not

They all remember you until one day they forgot

Call me a prophet

But the iron will stay hot

Boys you really gotta give it a shot ('really? ')

But don’t you know the industry is fake

It’s full of sycophantic phonies with less money than brains

They’re always on display

I’m feeling better today

I want to eat takeaway

But I still haven’t got paid

So I hear I need a record out

There’s no more chords I know to play

There’s nothing left I have to say

But nothing more I want to say

But I’m a real team player when I wanna score

I’m a real cool guy when I act like I’m bored

I’m a flat foot on the run

A second favourite son

I’m a dropout

Such a copout

Someone lock up the gun

I’m a real team player ooh

I’m a real team player ooh

I’m a real team player ooh

I’m a real team player ooh

I’m a creme brulee-er ooh

An old soothsayer ooh

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Ego self-inflater (a successful failure)

I’m a real team player (I'm my own caretaker)

I’m a real team player ()

I’m a real team player ()

See ya later alligator ooh