Metacrisis Man -

I have flown between the realities

Seen the stars all disappearing

But it all has led to this moment now

And it seems my time is nearing

How I loved him so, but it’s not to be

And we can’t tell who’s to blame

Now he says that I’m meant to be with you

And you swear you’re just the same

But can you pass the test?

Oh, please answer my request

In a whisper sweet and clear

The words I never got to hear

Can you prove to me that you’re the only one I need?

Either way we’re stuck like this

But fans have waited three years for this kiss

Metacrisis Man

Standing with me on the sand

You were made to love me

It’s Rose Tyler’s final curtain

Bittersweet and so uncertain

But swear yourself to me

And I’ll be forever yours

There’s no place for me in a Doctor’s world

So here is my intention

To stay forever at your side

In this parallel dimension

But there’s one fear that still remains

One thought of desperation

That you’ll only ever see me

As a knockoff imitation

So take me as I am

Not a Time Lord, but a man

And I’ll show you that it’s true

One heart can love as strong as two

Can you prove to me that I’m the only one you need?

I’ll believe whatever you say

'Cause I was literally born yesterday

You’re my…

I’m your Metacrisis Man

And your wish is my command

I was made to love you

You were made to love me

I have just one life to live

And I have just one heart to give

And with these words I swear

That I am forever yours

Well, I may not have a TARDIS

The producers cut that part

But we can grow old together

And today’s the day we start

Metacrisis Man

Come and take me by the hand

I was made to love you

You were made to love me

At least someone ends up happy

Even if it’s pretty sappy

Without it this whole thing

Would just be really, really sad

Goddammit, RTD

This whole thing is really sad