Pope Song - Tim Minchin

Fuck the motherfucker

And fuck you, motherfucker

If you think that motherfucker is sacred

If you cover for another motherfucker who’s a kiddy fucker,

fuck you!

You’re no better then the mother fucking rapist

And if you don’t like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me and reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity

Then fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employs

when one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys.

I don’t give a fuck if calling the Pope a motherfucker

means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate.

This has naught to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers,

I’m not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate

There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways

I’ll be a religious apologist on other fucking days

And the fact remains if you protect a single kiddy fucker

then pope or prince or plumber you’re a fucking motherfucker.

You see, I don’t give a fuck what any other motherfucker

Believes about Jesus and his mother fucking mother.

I’ve no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all those fuckers