Planet Shmanet Janet - Tim Curry

I’ll tell you once, I won’t tell you twice.

You’d better wise up Janet Weiss.

Your apple pie don’t taste too nice

You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss

I’ve laid the seed it should be all you need

You’re as sensual as a pencil,

Wound up like an E or a first string

When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?

You got a block?

Well, take my advice

You better wise up Janet Weiss.

The transducer will seduce ya.

It’s something you’ll get used to —

A mental mind fck can be nice.

Planet, schmanet, Janet!

You better wise up Janet Weiss.

You better wise up, build your thighs up, You better wise up