Urban Rock -

Well we were rocking and a-rolling

At the borough town hall

Well pissed one Saturday night

Now where I come from

At a rock and roll dance

You gotta end the evening right

And we’d just had enough

Of that fat town tough

Throwing his mouth all over the place

So I grabbed myself a bottle

Smashed it on the table

And screwed it straight in his face

I said a little bit of urban rock

Don’t do you no harm at all

I said a little bit of urban rock and roll

Don’t do you harm, do you no harm

Do you no harm at all

He was sprawling and a crawling

In the dog ends and beer

Blood pouring out of a cut

Up came the bouncers

And every one agreed

It’s time he kept his big mouth shut

So I fractured his fat jaw

Opened the back door

Threw him out hard face down in the road

And when a number 9 bus

Crushed him in the tarmac

The beers and the whiskies flowed

I said a little bit of urban rock

It don’t do you no harm at all

You know a little bit of urban rock and roll

Don’t do you no harm, do you no harm

Do you no harm at all

Well they was cheering and a-sneering

When the ambulance came accompanied by the law

They questioned his bird

Could see it coming

A G.B.H.

stretch that’s for sure

So I swallowed my pride

Dragged her outside

Past the ladies' and behind the gents'

And beneath the town hall clock

I dipped my old wick

Up against the fish shop fence

I said a little bit of urban rock

A little bit of urban roll

I said a little bit of urban rock

A little bit of urban roll

I said a little bit of urban rock

A little bit of urban roll

I said a little bit of urban rock

A little bit of urban roll

Don’t do you no harm, do you no harm

Do you no harm at all