Coshing Old Lady Blues -

Well I was sweet sixteen and easy to scare

'Til I heard the Hells Angels' chain-and-razor prayer

So I bought a five pound Matchless, fitted some new plugs

And I joined Dickie Taylor’s motorcycle thugs

Singing coshing old lady

Coshing old lady

Coshing old lady blues

Hey grannie hide your pension in your shoes

We got all the knuckle dusters we can use

I threatened my dad

For the souvenirs he had

From the last great war, the second world war

A Nazi helmet and bayonet

A rocking bird on my bike

And I’d really cane it, cane it, cane it

Singing coshing old lady

Coshing old lady

Coshing old lady blues

Hey grannie hide your pension in your shoes

We got all the knuckle dusters we can use

I threatened my ma

For her life savings in a jar

On the kitchen shelf, I took it for myself

Oh I never did return it

A rocking bird on my bike

And I’d really burn it, burn it, burn it

Singing coshing old lady

Coshing old lady

Coshing old lady blues

Hey grannie hide your pension in your shoes

We got all the knuckle dusters we can use

Hey grannie hide your welfare in your shoes

We got all the knuckle dusters we can use

Hey grannie hide your handout in your shoes

We got all the knuckle dusters we can use