Particle Man - They Might Be Giants, John Flansburgh, John Linnell

Particle Man, Particle Man

Doing the things a particle can

What’s he like?

It’s not important

Particle Man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he’s underwater does he get wet?

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows, Particle Man

Triangle Man, Triangle Man

Triangle Man hates Particle Man

They have a fight, Triangle wins

Triangle Man

Universe Man, Universe Man

Size of the entire universe, man

Usually kind to smaller man

Universe Man

He’s got a watch with a minute hand

Millennium hand and an eon hand

And when they meet it’s a happy land

Powerful man, Universe Man

Person Man, Person Man

Hit on the head with a frying pan

Lives his life in a garbage can

Person Man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with Person Man?

Degraded man, Person Man

Triangle Man, Triangle Man

Triangle Man hates Person Man

They have a fight, Triangle wins

Triangle Man