we're #1 - The World Record

Thank you for the invitation

We’re sure your show will be very nice

Gonna see if we can make it but hey maybe

We can offer you some advice

No, we’re not trying to talk down at you

It’s from the goodness of the whole of our heart

But we can tell just by looking at you

That you better quit before you start

In the meantime I need some mean time

To wipe out any good will building up

Check the score, we’re #1

Turn around now back where you’re from

Wrote this tune, soon everyone’s gonna

Check the score and see that we’re #1

Yeah you make a decent stand-in

Typically boring of course

And anyone who asks yeah well we feel

We’ve got to give them our full report

In the meantime I need some mean time

To break down the defenses of our enemies

Check the score, we’re #1

Turn around now back where you’re from

Wrote this tune, soon everyone’s gonna

Check the score and see that we’re number

One less person in dress rehearsal

One less hopeless dreamer

Check the score, we’re #1

Turn around now back where you’re from

Wrote this tune, soon everyone’s gonna

Check the score and see that we’re #1

Yeah check the score, we’re #1

Turn around now back where you’re from

Wrote this tune, soon everyone’s gonna

Check the score and see that we’re #1

Check the score, we’re #1

(ohhhh ohhh)

Turn around now back where you’re from

(yeahhh)

Wrote this tune, soon everyone’s gonna

Check the score and see that we’re #1