Whore for Dumbledore - The Whomping Willows

I’m a whore for Dumbledore

I’m a whore for Dumbledore

I’d like to have a couple friends

But they won’t understand me

'Cause I just keep hitting them

And I’d like to stroll around the grounds

But I don’t have any legs

With which to move around

And I’d like to ride a broomstick

But I’m a stationary pony

With this one awful trick

Forgive me when I beat you

This isn’t how I’d treat you

If Dumbledore had made me

Just a bit less crazy

I’m a whore for Dumbledore

I’m a whore for Dumbledore

I’d like to join you in Hogsmeade

Instead of spending all my time

With birds and weeds

And I’d like to find an entwife too

Maybe have a couple saplings

And raise them strong and true

But Dumbledore had other plans

Like to guard some stupid passage

With the swinging of my branches

Forgive me when I beat you

This isn’t how I’d treat you

If Dumbledore had made me

Just a bit less crazy

I’m a whore for Dumbledore

I’m a whore for Dumbledore