Kick Me - The Vandals

Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of shit

An animal on hand outs from an evil government

I’ve always been a nobody, I’ll never be a somebody, unless

I kick some ass or get that drink with the umbrella in it

I’m so full of shit

Kick me, you know that my machine is full of rage

Expose me, you know I’m stupid even for my age

Please check out my shitty band, the preachings of an anarchist,

the government Can’t owe me if I don’t believe that it exists

I’m so full of shit

Kick me.

Kick me harder

I need a good kick

My head is so think

Kick me.

Kick me harder

Rip me a new one

I don’t even have an old one

I’m so full of shit

Kick me.

Kick me harder

I need a good kick

My head is so think

I’m so full of shit

Kill me, before some moron gives me my big chance

And I end up a poet/role model buried in France

I’m so High on pot and shit I think that I’m in Ancient Egypt Forgive me,

but Seattle’s Junkies don’t speak for my generation So full of shit, shit,

shit, shit, shit