Mars Bars - The Undertones

I need a Mars Bar

Hey raid the Spar

To help me through the day

I need a Mars Bar

I’ve had ten so far

It helps me, makes me Work, rest and play

It helps me, makes me Work, rest and play

I never eat my dinner

I push away the plate

You can see I’m getting thinner

Because I just can’t wait

To get my Mars Bar

Hey raid the Spar

To help me through the day

I need a Mars Bar

I’ve had ten so far

It helps me, makes me Work, rest and play

It helps me, makes me Work, rest and play

To Patrick Moore and David Bowie

And all the other stars

There’s evidence here to show you

That there’s life on Mars

I need a Mars Bar

Hey raid the Spar

To help me through the day

I need a Mars Bar

I’ve had ten so far

It helps me, makes me Work, rest and play

It helps me, makes me Work, rest and play

There’s glucose for energy

Caramel for strength

The chocolate’s only there

To keep it the right length

I need a Mars Bar

Hey raid the Spar

To help me through the day

I need a Mars Bar

I’ve had ten so far

It helps me, makes me Work, rest and play

It helps me, makes me Work, rest and play

To anybody out there who still eats Twix

Or Bounty, or packets of Buttons

I gave them up when I was six

I hope your teeth are rotten

I need a Mars Bar

Hey raid the Spar

To help me through the day

I need a Mars Bar

I’ve had ten so far

It helps me, makes me Work, rest and play

It helps me, makes me Work, rest and play

It helps me, makes me Work, rest and play

It helps me, makes me Work, rest and play

Work, rest and play!