Postal Service - The Turkeys

If you have not received one won’t you please let us know

Perhaps there was a mixup at the Post Office just down the road

??

and fastened on the front

Just above the address so you know that you got one

Perhaps there was a mixup and perhaps your letter still might come

You have to understand that these things happen all the time

If not now then later on your letter we might find

It’s not a but we do apologize

If we wrecked your day, your month or year I’m sure you will get by

The stamps could have been just 36 cents, that’s not enough these days

It’s been a long time since we’ve written a letter anyway

Today everything is email but I realize that’s hardly the same

Maybe you went scrolling down the address book and it was missed

Had it ever crossed your mind we might have crossed you off our list?

Be in a war with your nose in the air and therefore ??

was pissed

So it’s impossible reasons that we’ll never reveal to you

Keep it all in history and you won’t have a clue

As I said before these things just happen, yes it’s true

And after all the Postal Service, they may still come through