Direction - The Toasters

Too many people tell me

What to do and how to be

I got 97 channels but there’s nothing on TV

Information superhighway

Modem is on full

May as well hotwire a socket

Right into my skull

Direction!

Direction!

I need direction…

50 weekly tabloids

In my face to keep abreast

Of Michael’s indiscretions

Or the size of Dolly’s tits

Oprah’s on a diet

She’s talking 50 pounds

I need that junk food ballance

Keep my feet down on the ground

Direction…

Computer network junkies

Calling on the phone

I got one eight hundred call lines

Pumping right into your home

Need some extra knowledge?

Got a database to loan

File it under couch potatos

In the twilight zone

Direction!

Direction!

I need direction…

Direction!

Direction!

Direction!

Which way to go!

Direction!

I don’t know!