William - The Tiger Lillies

William you fool

Don’t you know cards are banned

William you fool

Can’t you deal a straight hand

We’ve read your school reports

And teacher’s agreed

You deal in stolen goods

And invest with the Leeds

We are a rotten disease

We steal what we want

When we please

There’s stock on the market

And there’s land to deal

So finish your schooling

And then it’s for real

You’re showing promise now

Please play it straight

And only steal things

Approved by the State

We are a rotten disease

We steal what we want

When we please

Oh we are a rotten disease

We steal what we want

When we please

Oh we are a rotten disease

We steal what we want

When we please