Metric System -

‘Rigamortis on the clothesline

Mockingbirds are sounding the alarm

It’s over me, it’s over you

Bound together stuck like glue

I beg your pardon, what’s your name?

I thank you all the same

Go baby go

It’s a strange belief in metric systems

Go baby go

It’s the aftertaste when no-one listens

What baby’s got the baby knows

The baby’s lost, the baby’s found and maybe shows

Go, go, go, go…

A piece of string, remove a bad tooth

Though it might be bleeding I’ll be fine

Percussive strum upon a menu, and handlebar brakes work fine

It’s over me, it’s over you

Bound together stuck like glue

I beg your pardon, what’s your name?

I thank you all the same

‘Cause things ought to be easier you see

Another second place trophy in place of first place…'