Fatso - The Story

This is the last time, this time I will win

It took a long time to gain this weight

It will take a long time to lose it again

I will have only water for a week, then maybe carrots

And celery, and if I lose, then Sunday I’ll have brown rice

Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly

And I’m thin even when I sit down

Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs

When I’m only one hundred pounds

I bought a doctor’s scale on sale today

It takes up half the bathroom, and it’s really ugly

But I know it’s going to help me reach my goal

I get so dizzy when I stand up fast, and I don’t feel like

Dancing but I know I’m gonna do it this time, for sure

Now I walk past the fatsos eating doughnuts

With cream filling, icing, jimmies and I am so glad I am not

Like them

Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly

And I’m thin even when I sit down

Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs

When I’m only one hundred pounds

Last night I dreamed I ate a chocolate cake, and when I

Woke up I was sure it was true, so I weighed myself just to

Make sure and drank a Diet Coke

I want to be skinny (Oh I am so hungry)