Every Time She Calls - The Squids

You see I met this girl

And one thing led to another

And then she called me up on the telephone

And then she told me that she loved me

And that’s pretty good

Because every time she calls my name I get a boner

Every time she calls my name I get a boner

I take her to movies

I take her to restaurants

We eat all our favorite foods

I take her out dancing

Well, she dances

I just sit there and watch because I don’t dance

But it doesn’t really matter what we do

Because we are in love, and that’s pretty good to be in love

But you know

That every time she calls my name I get a boner

Oh don’t you know

You know what

I was just with her yesterday

Here, smell my fingers

Her parents hate me

But that’s ok, because I hate her parents twice as much as they hate me

And I hate her sisters, and I hate her brothers

And I hate her little dog «Toto», or «Noodles», or «Dorito's»

Or whatever the dog’s name is

I really don’t care because I kick it whenever I see it anyway

And every time she calls my name I get a boner

Oh don’t you know