15 Seconds Doesn't Count - The Squids

Claude is a virgin

And he’s 25 years old

And he’s afraid he’s gonna die a virgin

So I told him to get a hooker

And that’s exactly what he did

Claude got a hooker

For a hundred and fifty bucks

And she came over to his house when his mom wasn’t home

And she stayed for an hour

But he only inserted his penis for 15 seconds

And that doesn’t count

You put your penis in

And keep your penis in

Well, Claude felt good about it

Until he told me about it

And then his self-esteem

Went right back down to below zero

Right down along side the curb

He thinks he lost his virginity

But he really didn’t

And that’s the story of Claude

Cuz 15 seconds doesn’t count

What’s wrong with you

What the hell did you do for an hour Claude

15 seconds doesn’t count

You’re still a virgin Claude

And you took 150 dollars

And you threw it right out the window

Because she stayed for an hour

But you only inserted your penis for 15 seconds

And that doesn’t count