Bagged Me a Homer - The Simpsons

Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart

When the coach called me up to the plate

I’d been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin

My average was point double-o eight

So I spit on my hands

Knocked the dirt from my spikes

And pointed right towards center field

This time I’m hittin' the home run

This time love is for real

I’ll slide I’ll steal, I’ll sacrifice

A lovin' fly for you

I’ve been slumpin' off season

But now I’ve found the reason

I’ve struck on a love that is true

I used to play the field

I used to be a roamer

But season’s turnin' around for me now

I’ve finally bagged me a homer

That’s right, I’ve finally bagged me a homer