Elf Creep - The Rocket Summer

I’m an elf, a Santa’s helper, you see

I keep watch

While he’s down the chimneys

And one night, I saw something so pretty

That I

I, I

I went through the window

And I

I hid in the shadows

My, my

My heart beat crescendoed

High, high

And I saw a… girl

For twenty years, I keep going on back (back, back)

I pay the reindeer to keep it under the wraps

I’m not a stalker (I promise)

I’m just a real big fan

High, high

I went through the window

And I

I hid in the shadows

My, my

My heart beat crescendoed

Ah, ah

I just stood there

Oh how I loathe

How Christmas comes

Then Christmas goes

And I’m all alone

Left in my head

Are images

Three-hundred-sixty-four more days

Until I’m watching her… sleep

I’m such an elf… creep

The time has come

The night is here

All the best lines and poems

I’ve rehearsed and rehearsed for years

I woke her up and said 'sugar, don’t you fear'

She screamed so loud she busted the drums

In my pointy Spock ears

I ran out

Out, out

I ran out the window

And how, how

Her screams sorely echoed

Now, now

I’m banned for life from hot cocoa

But it’s fine, yeah it’s fine

Cause she knows that I exist

She knows

She knows that I exist

She knows

She knows that I exist

She knows

She knows that I exist

She knows

She knows that I exist