Emergency -

Don’t want to hear about it, see it on TV

I got enough of my own leave me in my misery

Don’t send me no letters

Don’t call me on the phone

The only time I’m feeling fine is when I’m at home

But a man has to roam

Don’t send me no texting, don’t enter a email

All that communication sends me straight to hell

Don’t give a bitchin'

Don’t grate on my ears

Keep your mouth held real tight or you won’t get any beer

Don’t come over late at night just to say hello — no beer

If you want to drink up with me you had better be prepared

Forever asking drunkenly if I only wanted to sleep

I might stop my binging if it’s an emergency

If it’s an emergency

I got no beer