HE ALSO SERVES - The Residents

Come and see the holy twosome

They can heal and they can do some

Things that no one ever did before

He really loved them, he really cared

Silently I stood between them

Holding up the crimson gleaming

Circle with its ends not quite in line

And then I lifted up the cover

Softly like it was my lover

And I felt them shudder as they sighed

As I clamped the metal on it

Something like a liquid donut

Shimmered by the holy union side

Then the people screamed and shouted

As the donut grew and sprouted

Little bitty dust balls made of fire

And then these soon enough descended

Down the lines that finally ended

At the screams and unbelieving cries

For soon the cripples would be walking

And the dummies would be talking

But no one knew exactly how or why