Romeo - The Planet Smashers

My girlfriend is a lesbian

Not even bi-sexual

Am I just a thespian

Acting out Romeo?

We cruise chicks together

We dress in real fake leather

But sometimes the weather

It gets to hot…

We can kiss like mothers

We can sleep like brothers

We can walk like lovers

But thats as far as it goes

And so I do not hesitate

To hope one day that she turns straight

And if that day never comes

Then make me a lesbian