Tantalising Maggie - The Nice

Tantalising Maggie keeps a funny farm upstate

Keeps her love awaiting when the hands are laying plate

Drives an open sports car 'cos her boyfriend drives a plough

So her father keeps on asking, 'What's that row!'

Tantalising Maggie has a way with all the boys

Sneaks up stairs a-barefoot so her father miss the noise

Eats her breakfast in the pan, saves to wash the dish

Slides into the river, and she hopes to catch a fish

Maggie, Maggie keep yourself up straight

'Cos if you don’t it will be too darn late

Maggie, Maggie keep yourself up straight

'Cos if you don’t it will be too darn late

Tantalising Maggie keeps her perfume in the barn

She shoots upstairs on Sunday when she visits funny farm

She drives her car in platforms 'cos she hates to sit the streets

Walks the last mile backwards, waves to all she meets

Maggie, Maggie keep yourself up straight

'Cos if you don’t it will be too darn late

Maggie, Maggie keep yourself up straight

'Cos if you don’t it will be too darn late

Maggie, Maggie keep yourself up straight

'Cos if you don’t it will be too darn late